1 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,120 Hey, hey. 2 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,738 Hey, Mom. 3 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:24,820 What's up, couch potato? 4 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:27,520 What? Come on. 5 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:30,580 What? Have you moved since I left? 6 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,140 Uh, yeah, to get some soda. 7 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,680 To get some soda? Yeah. 8 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:37,480 Ugh. 9 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:41,980 Come on. I mean, I'm glad you're into books and reading and they've taught you 10 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:46,120 well, but this is, uh, you need to get off the couch once in a while, you know? 11 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,860 I do. I... 12 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:52,730 To get soda. I know. Not everybody's trying to be a fitness fanatic. I'm not 13 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:54,270 fitness fanatic by any means. 14 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:56,050 Well, you are now. 15 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:58,430 But I did put in a good cardio session. 16 00:00:58,730 --> 00:00:59,429 I know. 17 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:00,910 You could do that every once in a while, you know? 18 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:02,930 I guess so. 19 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:05,650 Come on. 20 00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:07,730 Why aren't you joining me at the gym? 21 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:09,830 I don't want to do that. 22 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:15,150 Really, it's not that big a deal. Just come for 30 minutes every once in a 23 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:16,150 while. 24 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,720 I'll think about it. You'll think about it. 25 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,880 Think about it while you sit on the couch for another day. 26 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,940 Yes. And read more books and play more video games. 27 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:27,720 You kids stress me out, you know that? 28 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,440 Yeah. 29 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:33,000 I am so freaking tense. 30 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,400 My neck is killing me. 31 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:39,980 You should give me a massage. 32 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:43,200 I don't know how to do that. 33 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,440 It's not hard. 34 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,550 The most activity you've gotten all day. Come on. 35 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:57,190 Do I not make you kids good dinner like every night? 36 00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:59,490 Do I not do all of your laundry? 37 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:01,770 Pick up, clean the house? 38 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:04,850 Take you to your activities? 39 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:07,250 I'll do it if you make lasagna. 40 00:02:08,150 --> 00:02:09,449 I love making lasagna. 41 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:16,780 You know, they say, if a mother makes you lasagna, She really, really loves 42 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,460 Come on. Who says that? 43 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,120 I did. 44 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:22,220 Come on. 45 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,100 Just come to the bedroom in a minute. 46 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,520 Okay. 47 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,460 Hey, you got off the couch. 48 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:37,860 Well, I want some lasagna, I guess. 49 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,260 I know you like a good lasagna. 50 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,280 And I need a good massage. 51 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,560 You can handle that, right? 52 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:48,620 I told you, my girl, it's like... It's not that hard. 53 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,240 Really, come on. 54 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,720 Okay. 55 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,400 I told you, your shoulders are so tense. 56 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:57,180 You guys have been stressing me out lately. 57 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,440 Come on. 58 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,680 Like that? 59 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,640 That's okay. 60 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,540 And the scotch are getting in the way. 61 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,480 That better? 62 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,340 Um, okay. 63 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,820 That's good. Now lie a little back, too. 64 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:01,780 Right in here. 65 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,160 You could use a little work. 66 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 It's okay. 67 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:24,500 I've done this before. 68 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,820 When I do cardio on the treadmill, it kills my low back. 69 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,120 Is that 70 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:55,640 okay, 71 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,640 Mom? 72 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,060 Mm -hmm. Thanks. 73 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,200 That's a good spot right there, deep in the glutes 74 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:47,180 Honey. I should probably... Probably what? 75 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,640 Just not give you any more massage. 76 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,080 Why, baby? 77 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,880 Because I have a boner. 78 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,250 That's okay. 79 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:02,150 That's not okay. 80 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,310 It happened. 81 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:04,610 You don't have a 82 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:20,570 girlfriend 83 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:25,150 in a while, so... I can see how that could happen. 84 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:27,570 It's alright. 85 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:28,690 I didn't mean to do that. 86 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:30,810 I can take care of that. 87 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:39,450 I'll give you a little massage too. 88 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:48,050 Are you sure 89 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,050 it's okay? 90 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:30,580 Is that a good one?